Why am i on this block.. Ah! just to feel free on what I express. May be technical, or philosophical, or just plain time-pass.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Computer Quotes

How true these quotes are...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done!

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

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